Damon Quotes
Damon: You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.
Damon: No Elena. I will not go into your bedroom with you.
Bonnie: It was her call.
Damon: Know what else was her call? Every bad thing ever.
Damon: Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.
Damon: Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?
Damon: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.
Damon: Hey Stef, remember when you killed dad?
Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.
Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.
Damon: You know Stefan. Journaling. Reading. Shaping his hair.
Katherine: The Damon I remember wouldn't have been that stupid.
Damon: I wouldn't have done it for you.
Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.
Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.
Damon: You see, that's why I didn't tell you. Cause you would have never been able to do it. Don't get me wrong, Stefan. I don't mind being a bad guy. I'll make all the life and death desicions, while you're busy worrying about collateral damage. I'll even let her hate me for it. But at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive.
Damon: There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.
Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.
Andie: What do you want, Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome?
Damon: I'm not that tall.
Damon [to Stefan]: Better watch your back. Because I might need to get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder.
Damon: A) He can't do anything about it and B) what I just said.
Damon: I killed you. You were dead.
Katherine: So, here we are: the brother who loved me too much and the only who didn't love me enough.
Damon: And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself.
Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a d**k.
Damon [to Stefan]: Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk
Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?
Damon: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Damon: Stefan smiles. Alert the media!
Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.
Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Elena: He didn' tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.
Damon: No Elena. I will not go into your bedroom with you.
Bonnie: It was her call.
Damon: Know what else was her call? Every bad thing ever.
Damon: Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.
Damon: Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?
Damon: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.
Damon: Hey Stef, remember when you killed dad?
Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.
Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.
Damon: You know Stefan. Journaling. Reading. Shaping his hair.
Katherine: The Damon I remember wouldn't have been that stupid.
Damon: I wouldn't have done it for you.
Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.
Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.
Damon: You see, that's why I didn't tell you. Cause you would have never been able to do it. Don't get me wrong, Stefan. I don't mind being a bad guy. I'll make all the life and death desicions, while you're busy worrying about collateral damage. I'll even let her hate me for it. But at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive.
Damon: There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.
Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.
Andie: What do you want, Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome?
Damon: I'm not that tall.
Damon [to Stefan]: Better watch your back. Because I might need to get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder.
Damon: A) He can't do anything about it and B) what I just said.
Damon: I killed you. You were dead.
Katherine: So, here we are: the brother who loved me too much and the only who didn't love me enough.
Damon: And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself.
Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a d**k.
Damon [to Stefan]: Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk
Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?
Damon: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Damon: Stefan smiles. Alert the media!
Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.
Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Elena: He didn' tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.