Quotes
Tyler: We've gotta travel light. So what do you need?
Caroline: Just you. And maybe a curling iron.
Klaus: If and might. Your words inspire such confidence.
Caroline: I've watched The Bachelor. Fair is fair. It's Stefan's turn!
Rose: You're too young. You don't see what I see. It's not just that she brings out the best in him. He changes her, challenges her, surprises her. Damon's either the best thing for Elena or the worst.
Klaus: Let's all say a prayer for Finn, who slept in a box longer than he lives as a man.
Jamie: Caroline and I had a talk.
Bonnie: Sounds like code for Caroline lectured you.
Elena: Are you insane?
Rebekah: I prefer spontaneous.
Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.
Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.
Elena: Rick, hey. When did you return to the living?
Damon: My brother is sort of running his own show right now.
Elena: My brother just chopped of someone's head.
Jeremy: What's the point of this?
Tyler: The point is to get drunk and shoot stuff.
Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.
Alaric: Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.
Elena: She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheerleading squad. There’s a whole different set of rules in play here.
Damon: Aren't you supposed to be all-knowing?
Mason: I'm a ghost. Not God.
Damon: Tyler can't be helped, at least now while Klaus is alive. Which is, like, always.
Elena: That's what they call it?
Jeremy: That's what Anna calls it. There's not an official brochure or anything.
Matt: You can't just keep appearing like this. It freaks me out.
Vicki: I'm a ghost. It's all I got.
Katherine: The Damon I remember wouldn't have been that stupid.
Damon: I wouldn't have done it for you.
Bonnie: Where are you going?
Elena: To super glue Alaric's desk shut. I'm making memories.
Rebekah: I am not a brat!
Klaus: A thousand years of life experience says otherwise.
Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!
Elena: Where's Damon?
Caroline: Probably off somewhere doing bad things to good people. What? Consider me the honesty police.
Rebekah: So women in the 21st century dress like prostitutes, huh?
Stefan: If we were such great friends, then why do I only know you as the hybrid d**k who sacrificed my girlfriend on an altar of fire?
Elena: It's an antique, Damon. Like you.
Damon: It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it.
Elena: You're the one who told me I can handle things on my own now.
Alaric: I meant like frozen dinners and SATs.
Klaus: Please, forgive the inclusion. My name is Klaus.
Werewolf: You're the hybrid.
Klaus: You've heard of me. Fantastic.
Tyler: We've gotta travel light. So what do you need?
Caroline: Just you. And maybe a curling iron.
Klaus: If and might. Your words inspire such confidence.
Caroline: I've watched The Bachelor. Fair is fair. It's Stefan's turn!
Rose: You're too young. You don't see what I see. It's not just that she brings out the best in him. He changes her, challenges her, surprises her. Damon's either the best thing for Elena or the worst.
Klaus: Let's all say a prayer for Finn, who slept in a box longer than he lives as a man.
Jamie: Caroline and I had a talk.
Bonnie: Sounds like code for Caroline lectured you.
Elena: Are you insane?
Rebekah: I prefer spontaneous.
Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.
Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.
Elena: Rick, hey. When did you return to the living?
Damon: My brother is sort of running his own show right now.
Elena: My brother just chopped of someone's head.
Jeremy: What's the point of this?
Tyler: The point is to get drunk and shoot stuff.
Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.
Alaric: Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.
Elena: She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheerleading squad. There’s a whole different set of rules in play here.
Damon: Aren't you supposed to be all-knowing?
Mason: I'm a ghost. Not God.
Damon: Tyler can't be helped, at least now while Klaus is alive. Which is, like, always.
Elena: That's what they call it?
Jeremy: That's what Anna calls it. There's not an official brochure or anything.
Matt: You can't just keep appearing like this. It freaks me out.
Vicki: I'm a ghost. It's all I got.
Katherine: The Damon I remember wouldn't have been that stupid.
Damon: I wouldn't have done it for you.
Bonnie: Where are you going?
Elena: To super glue Alaric's desk shut. I'm making memories.
Rebekah: I am not a brat!
Klaus: A thousand years of life experience says otherwise.
Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!
Elena: Where's Damon?
Caroline: Probably off somewhere doing bad things to good people. What? Consider me the honesty police.
Rebekah: So women in the 21st century dress like prostitutes, huh?
Stefan: If we were such great friends, then why do I only know you as the hybrid d**k who sacrificed my girlfriend on an altar of fire?
Elena: It's an antique, Damon. Like you.
Damon: It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it.
Elena: You're the one who told me I can handle things on my own now.
Alaric: I meant like frozen dinners and SATs.
Klaus: Please, forgive the inclusion. My name is Klaus.
Werewolf: You're the hybrid.
Klaus: You've heard of me. Fantastic.